He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
He finally admitted that he was drunk when I asked him how he got the rug burn on his chin and he replied "the worm contest"
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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