we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
I had to cum in my sink.
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
So I took a screenshot of my boarding pass and the TSA agent somehow swiped it to the next photo. Yep...TSA saw my dick before I even went through the body scanner.
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