I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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