So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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