I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
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