Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious?
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
Randomize
