I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
It was a new level of awkwardness and terror. The high schoolers you fuck in the summer should never introduce themselves to your mom and godmother
The bartender just told me he would have me face down in his pillow by the end of the night. I hate when you make me go to gay clubs.
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
I found your pet lobster in the bathroom this morning. I went to return it to you but it escaped.
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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