Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
oddly enough my penis is pretty tan. the part of my body that gets the least amount of sunlight is tanner than most of the rest of my body.
I think its part of male evolution. Pretty soon they'll have diamonds on them and taste like chocolate.
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
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