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I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
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