I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
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