I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
So I'm on the can right now reading a court transcript for an appeal. Some dude is paying $155 an hour for me to take a shit.
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
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