I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
I swear to god he was trying to crawl under my door last night muttering "I'm Alex Mac! I'm Alex Mac!"
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
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