carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
I can text with my tongue
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
Randomize