new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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