i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
I probably should have told her I was actually the drunkest one there before she let me pierce her ear
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
Breakfast sounds amazing but can we do IHOP instead? I have to pick up a Plan B pill and there’s a CVS next to it
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