do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
the only evidence i have from this weekend existing is a title page for a novel i tried writing called "the oyster who gave up drinking"
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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