I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
If Megan asks I spilled my water water all over her. I pissed on your roommate. You're welcome. I expect you to keep that on the down low. Seriously tell her the water thing
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
If you asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be today, I can pretty much guarantee I wouldn't have replied with "buying hemorrhoid cream on Bourbon St at 7am"
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
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