What a fucking waste of an outfit
I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
I think a homeless person took a bath in my mouth while I was sleeping :(
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
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