I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
Oh man
I hooked up with the lead singer of the band at the wedding. I am so hungover.
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
did u drive by my house last night?
bc if that wasn't you i threw my bourbon bottle at the wrong van
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
Randomize
