i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
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