omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
self-loathing.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
Dude i have a 6th sense for when bagel bites are ready.
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
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