I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
Drank another frat president under the table. Thinking of starting my own, gonna call it Alpha Phi Alcoholics
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
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