so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
The power of my boobs compel you
That kid singlehandedly fucked the breakup right out of me. I'm only hooking up with Millenials from here on out.
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