So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
i found two dead squirrels on my front step this morning.. do you think they have something to do with my missing phone?
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
Just because the energy drink is shaped like a grenade doesnt make it cool to throw it and yell "BOOM" and break my flatscreen, asshole
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
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