I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
I just feng shui'd our living room furniture. You may be mad in the morning
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
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