it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
There's an amish chick decked out in amish clothes on a cell phone staring at me.
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
I was so drunk I asked my mom if she had always been my mom or if it was someone else for a while
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