Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
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