I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
A young (I'm going to guess late middle school age) kid shouted at me from the crosswalk GAS PUMP OF SHAME! I have peaked in life.
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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