her vagine was all disorganized.
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
I take back everything I said about communal showers
Too drunk to talk to museum staff. So much for proper wednesdays
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
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