real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
but dude how did I get so drunk?
Pretty sure it happened right after you poured a shot of Wild Turkey into your Budweiser, chugged it, and screamed "I. NEVER. BACK. DOWN!"
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
Randomize
