is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
I'm doing shots of crown out of a baby bottle. My friends are sensational parents.
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
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