Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
kristin has been a bad kristin
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
I woke up hugging a box of cheerios that had "wonder woman" written in sharpie on it. So much for a sober night.
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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