i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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