he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
Randomize
