She said her name was "party"
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
Normally getting fucked up with the owner and suggesting he motorboat me wouldn’t help my chances of a promotion, but this is 2020 and he definitely enjoyed it
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