"I want to just tie you up so you\'ll still be here like this when I get home." Actual words.
i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
I also was calling every child by their name "Birthcontrol" - straight people are fun
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
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