: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
As if me making pizza in a skillet wasn't enough proof that I was in no state to be cooking, this burn blister on my hand is
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
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