just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
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