if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
Just woke up to Siri reminding me that i need to kill the giant orange spider in my room, because it's sorcery and witchcraft is sacrilegious. Did you give me LSD again!?!??!
And then she grabbed my dick and started singing 'ring ring ring ring banana phone'
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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