My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
Classy. Drunk on alcoholic "energy drink" at work before 8 am on a Tuesday. Between that and hanging out in bars with no pants on, your life is beginning to sound like a Bukowski novel.
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
Like honey no, I’m getting groceries while pretending that having sexy talk with you is turning me on
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