I'm eating all of the evidence.
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
You know something is wrong with your lifestyle when you have to clean easy Mac cheese powder off of your scale
at least it's not cocaine like last time
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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