Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
I did my walk of shame through a safeway at 8am to get YOUR hangover bagels. You're welcome asshole
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
My ass is underappreciated
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
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