I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
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