Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
Next time someone asks you what your spirit animal is do you really want to answer the iowa state fair butter cow?
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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