Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Fuckin' raining men in my bedroom while I'm trying to drunk eat a rather large portion of pasta. Like shoo I already picked who I'm sleeping with. Pasta wins.
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
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