well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
In the morning when you read your texts, just fyi you showed up at my house drunk off your ass and shoe less and demanded I go to the bar. You need Jesus.
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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