yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
Does it bother you that I left your underwear hanging in a tree at the zoo? i think the turtles are enjoying it.
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
It’s a good thing I’m the only one in the office today. My boy toy stopped by and now there is jiz all over my desk and couch
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