I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
Randomize
