Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
I think that's the first time I've heard someone say "this is the safest way of doing things" while holding half a gallon of jagermeister
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
He was so drunk last night. He woke up out of a dead sleep at 330am, walked over to the dresser, opened his middle drawer and proceeded to pee. When I woke up and asked him Wtf he was doing, he told me it was fake pee and blamed it on the cat...we don't have a cat
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