Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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