What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Kristen just told everyone at the bar that I've got a huge dick, now Brittany is giving me the eye. What is the opposite of FML?
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
You would be too ashamed to ever love me again if you saw the filth I just created. It brings unspeakable dishonor to the nacho dynasty. Like I raped the king's daughter, cut off her hands and made him eat them that's how hard I fucked up nachos.
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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