Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
Last night was just one giant freudian slip.
You made out with EVERYBODY.
Can I just bleach my life?
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
My mom is currently out with her lesbian friends and I'm home alone drunk listening to the Les Miserables soundtrack. WHY DO I FEEL THE NEED TO COMPETE WITH HER?
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
Randomize
