i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
Tonight is one of those "I'm wearing a shirt as a dress" nights because I need to get laid.
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
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