Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
My husband was abducted by a group of disco dancers in the parde and danced off down the street. If you see him, tell him to Hustle on home and clean the cat box. #MardiGras
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
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