I was the only open register tonight and I just sold condoms and chocolate frosting to the ex..
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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