just took a shot of grandma at the fucking bowling alley... this is going to be interesting
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
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