Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
He said he wanted to have kids with me so they could grow up to be professional linebackers. Not. A. Complient.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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